Stats
| Season | Team | GP | G | A | PTS | PTS/G | GWG | PPG | SHG | ENG | HAT | PIM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2015 Summer | Yellow Fever | 6 | 4 | 4 | 8 | 1.33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2015-2016 | Landsharks | 17 | 3 | 7 | 10 | 0.59 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| 2014 Summer | Sexual Hockey Euphemism | 7 | 3 | 7 | 10 | 1.43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 2014-2015 | Bruins | 15 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 0.40 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 2013 Summer | HOT AS BALLS | 5 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 1.00 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2013-2014 | Landsharks | 14 | 6 | 10 | 16 | 1.14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 2012 Summer | James' Yellow Fever | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1.17 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2011 Summer | Hatfield's Handjobbers | 6 | 5 | 4 | 9 | 1.50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2011-2012 | Landsharks | 10 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0.20 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| 2010 Summer | Seiwald's Secret Squirrels - The Return of Demmer | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0.67 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2010-2011 | Red Leafs | 10 | 5 | 10 | 15 | 1.50 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 2009-2010 | Red Leafs | 15 | 3 | 6 | 9 | 0.60 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2008 Summer | Clarke, the Canadian Hockey Goalie | 6 | 8 | 7 | 15 | 2.50 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| 2008-2009 | All Blacks | 13 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0.23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 2007 Summer | Seiwald's Secret Squirrels The Sequel | 5 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 1.20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2007-2008 | Seals | 12 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 0.50 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 2006 Summer | Bowen's Arrows | 5 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 1.40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2006-2007 | Roadrunners | 16 | 7 | 11 | 18 | 1.13 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
| 2005 Summer | Chet's Cherry Pickers | 6 | 9 | 11 | 20 | 3.33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2005-2006 | Landsharks | 20 | 7 | 12 | 19 | 0.95 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 |
| 2004-2005 | Rink Rats | 11 | 4 | 10 | 14 | 1.27 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| All Time (Fall) | 153 | 44 | 74 | 118 | 0.77 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 36 | |
| All Time | 208 | 85 | 122 | 207 | 1.00 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 40 |
Playoff Stats
| Season | Team | GP | G | A | PTS | PTS/G | GWG | PPG | SHG | ENG | HAT | PIM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2015 Summer | Yellow Fever | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2015-2016 | Landsharks | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.50 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2013 Summer | HOT AS BALLS | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2013-2014 | Landsharks | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2011 Summer | Hatfield's Handjobbers | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2009-2010 | Red Leafs | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2008 Summer | Clarke, the Canadian Hockey Goalie | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2007 Summer | Seiwald's Secret Squirrels The Sequel | 2 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 3.50 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2007-2008 | Seals | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2006-2007 | Roadrunners | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2004-2005 | Rink Rats | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| All Time (Fall) | 14 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0.21 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| All Time | 23 | 6 | 8 | 14 | 0.61 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Game Log
| Date | Opp | Score | G | A | PTS | GWG | PPG | SHG | ENG | HAT | PIM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 18 | @Ritter Me This | 6-5OTW | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jul 11 | vsWhite Chocolate | 3-5L | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jun 27 | @Men With Wood | 3-2W | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jun 20 | vsRitter Me This | 6-7L | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jun 13 | vsWhite Chocolate | 5-6L | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| May 16 | @Men With Wood | 3-2W | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Playoff Game Log
| Date | Opp | Score | G | A | PTS | GWG | PPG | SHG | ENG | HAT | PIM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aug 1 | @Men With Wood | 3-2W | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Aug 1 | @White Chocolate | 1-5L | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
