Skater Stats
Goalie Stats
| Season | Team | GP | W | L | SV% | GAA | SO | SV | GA | SA | A |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025-2026 | Yetis | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.842 | 3.00 | 0 | 16 | 3 | 19 | 0 |
| 2016-2017 | Rink Rats | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.750 | 9.00 | 0 | 27 | 9 | 36 | 0 |
| 2015-2016 | Landsharks | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.867 | 6.00 | 0 | 39 | 6 | 45 | 0 |
| 2014 Summer | Sexual Hockey Euphemism | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0.866 | 5.05 | 0 | 265 | 41 | 306 | 0 |
| 2014-2015 | Red Army | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0.893 | 3.02 | 0 | 75 | 9 | 84 | 0 |
| 2013 Summer | Our WAGs are Hotter than Yours | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0.837 | 5.03 | 1 | 205 | 40 | 245 | 0 |
| 2013-2014 | Bruins | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0.873 | 4.36 | 0 | 179 | 26 | 205 | 0 |
| 2012 Summer | Kevin's Four on Foreplay | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0.820 | 6.56 | 0 | 91 | 20 | 111 | 1 |
| 2012-2013 | Seals | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.792 | 5.00 | 0 | 19 | 5 | 24 | 0 |
| 2011 Summer | Schauffel's Puckin' SOBs | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0.746 | 8.65 | 0 | 44 | 15 | 59 | 0 |
| All Time (Fall) | 13 | 5 | 8 | 0.860 | 4.48 | 0 | 355 | 58 | 413 | 0 | |
| All Time | 34 | 15 | 19 | 0.847 | 5.15 | 1 | 960 | 174 | 1134 | 1 |
Playoff Skater Stats
| Season | Team | GP | G | A | PTS | PTS/G | GWG | PPG | SHG | ENG | HAT | PIM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025-2026 | Yetis | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2019 Summer | Randy Savages | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2018 Summer | Golden Taint Warriors | 2 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1.50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 2018-19 | Yetis | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2017 Summer | Brandon and Chris' Hockey Housing Cooperative | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2017-18 | Rink Rats | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2016 Summer | Pacific Rim Jobs | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2016-2017 | Rink Rats | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2015 Summer | Yellow Fever | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2015-2016 | Landsharks | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2014-2015 | Red Army | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2012 Summer | Kevin's Four on Foreplay | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2012-2013 | Seals | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2011-2012 | Bruins | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2010 Summer | Chet's Chippy Cherrypickers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2010-2011 | Seals | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2009 Summer | Seiwald's Secret Squirrels: A New Beginning! | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2008 Summer | Seiwalds Secret Squirrels - Revenge of the Rodents | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2008-2009 | Bruins | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| All Time (Fall) | 31 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 0.13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| All Time | 44 | 6 | 5 | 11 | 0.25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
Playoff Goalie Stats
| Season | Team | GP | W | L | SV% | GAA | SO | SV | GA | SA | A |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2014 Summer | Sexual Hockey Euphemism | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.800 | 10.00 | 0 | 40 | 10 | 50 | 0 |
| 2013 Summer | Our WAGs are Hotter than Yours | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.846 | 4.00 | 0 | 22 | 4 | 26 | 0 |
| 2011 Summer | Schauffel's Puckin' SOBs | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.767 | 14.00 | 0 | 23 | 7 | 30 | 0 |
| All Time | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0.802 | 8.40 | 0 | 85 | 21 | 106 | 0 |
Skater Game Log
| Date | Opp | Score | G | A | PTS | GWG | PPG | SHG | ENG | HAT | PIM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mar 28 | @Landsharks | 1-5L | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Mar 14 | vsSeals | 4-5OTL | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Mar 7 | vsLoons | 7-8L | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Feb 28 | @Reign | 9-4W | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jan 31 | @No ReGretzkys | 5-0W | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jan 24 | @Loons | 4-1W | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jan 10 | @Seals | 4-0W | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dec 20 | vsLandsharks | 1-2OTL | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dec 13 | vsReign | 6-1W | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Nov 22 | vsRink Rats | 2-3L | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Nov 8 | vsLoons | 4-1W | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Nov 1 | vsSeals | 1-2L | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Oct 25 | @Landsharks | 2-4L | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Oct 18 | @Reign | 5-2W | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Oct 4 | @Rink Rats | 3-5L | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |